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Adequately chuckle-worthy (read the entire description of the product--Werewolf Spirit Food).
My favorite part?
"THE WEREWOLF IS A HUMAN THAT WAS GENETICALLY ALTERED BY THE POISONOUS FLOWER HENBANE, EITHER BY DIRECT APPLICATION OF A BLACK MAGIK CURSE OR THROUGH CONTAMINATION OF BODILY FLUIDS, LIKE A BITE.
ATTENTION:
NO HENBANE OR BLACK MAGICK IS EVER USED IN OUR PRODUCTS.
IN MOST CASES, THE HENBANE IS FATAL AND THE VICTIM NEVER SURVIVED, BUT IN SOME RARE CASES THE VICTIMS GENETIC CODE PROTECTED THEM FROM DEATH, MUCH LIKE THE WAY SOME PEOPLE COULD BE EXPOSED TO THE PLAGUE AND NEVER CONTRACTED IT.
THOSE VICTIMS THAT WERE IMMUNE TO THE FATALITY OF HENBANE BECAME GENETICALLY ALTERED.
THEY BECAME WEREWOLVES!
ONCE THEIR HUMAN LIVES WERE OVER, THEY RETURNED TO THE SPIRIT WORLD.
WHERE THEY ARE KNOWN AS...
WEREWOLF SPIRITS"
My favorite part?
"THE WEREWOLF IS A HUMAN THAT WAS GENETICALLY ALTERED BY THE POISONOUS FLOWER HENBANE, EITHER BY DIRECT APPLICATION OF A BLACK MAGIK CURSE OR THROUGH CONTAMINATION OF BODILY FLUIDS, LIKE A BITE.
ATTENTION:
NO HENBANE OR BLACK MAGICK IS EVER USED IN OUR PRODUCTS.
IN MOST CASES, THE HENBANE IS FATAL AND THE VICTIM NEVER SURVIVED, BUT IN SOME RARE CASES THE VICTIMS GENETIC CODE PROTECTED THEM FROM DEATH, MUCH LIKE THE WAY SOME PEOPLE COULD BE EXPOSED TO THE PLAGUE AND NEVER CONTRACTED IT.
THOSE VICTIMS THAT WERE IMMUNE TO THE FATALITY OF HENBANE BECAME GENETICALLY ALTERED.
THEY BECAME WEREWOLVES!
ONCE THEIR HUMAN LIVES WERE OVER, THEY RETURNED TO THE SPIRIT WORLD.
WHERE THEY ARE KNOWN AS...
WEREWOLF SPIRITS"
